Oh we get it now, if you write about Burton it can't be sarcastic!

So, for some reason in all the funny drama of Burton talking shit / trying to
get YoBeat to pull the story on its Fall Bash (a glorified family picnic),
we failed to notice the new issue of Frequency Magazine had just arrived.

Frequency is a great magazine. We love it. But our excitement had turned to
the Burton fun about how "you're not supposed to write about the private
function that is the Burton party." It's private we've been told. The media
isn't really supposed to go there.

So imagine our surprise when we discovered that the new Frequency has a six
page story on the Burton Fall Bash and the Burton Family. But wait, you're
not supposed to write about it? I mean, that's what the Burton-created
anonymous comments were criticizing YoBeat for, right? In other words, this
is fucking amazing and makes me laugh.

Careful Frequency staff, you're about to get a shit-storm coming your way
when the cool-aid drinkers catch wind of this one! I mean, you made them
look like a nice happy family. How dare you put them in the public limelight
like that!